Interpreting the Interpreter
(An obviously crappy attempt to review the film 'The Interpreter')

Maybe it was because i arrived late at the theatre, maybe it was because i sat in the wrong seat for the first few minutes, maybe it was because i spilled popcorn all over my belly and crotch, maybe it was because the big. bulky dude sitting next to me was kinda stinky,or smelly, undeodorised, or whichever way u wanna put it. Or maybe it was the accumulation of all these unfortunate events; or maybe it was just because the film just didn't have enough substance and emotion- the Interpreter was a Big disappointment.

It wasn't advertised as an action flick, so i wasn't expecting anything along those lines.But it was suppossed to be engrossing, full of suspense, and of course, two oscar winners as the leading pair.The emotional content just wasn't enough. And u can't really picture Nicole kidman as a former guerrilla fighter in the jungles of Africa. And i guess the script JUST didn't have enough heart-wrenching dialouges to really set your emotions rolling.

And i could already predict the ending halfway through the film (And to think i don't believe in psychic powers).And to top that, not even one lousy kissing scene, or one small glimpse of Nicole's thighs, har har.

Then again....... maybe it was because i was with a girl and was too busy to actually see the film....Now if only somebody would be kind enough to tell me what the ending of the movie was actuall like.....