Budget blues: no subsidies for heavyduty boogers

Ok, so the most important day in parliament has
come to pass, meaning--the budget proposal's
out. And FM Chidam-badam (almond-face) has,
with his eloquence , managed to present the budget
without letting the opposition parties indulge in their
favourite pastime, i.e staging a walk-out or taking
vocal lessons in Parliament by shouting what-who-cares
making the 'House' look like an auditorium where
hundreds of extremely un-talented half-breeds are
practicing choir songs together.

Since the BJP isn't biting and the left's not barking either,
the very important duty of whining is now left solely on
the shoulders of yours truely. So lets look into the
fine print of the big B to see 'what's boogers got to do with it.'

Cheaper small cars- Yeah right. Like i can afford it
or something!!!!! Bringing down the price by a little
over Rs 10000 isn't gonna help me much. Those who
can afford the new price can afford the old price,
and those who can't....And to top it, there's a threat of
increase in the price of petrol. So i say: Take the subsidy
and shove it up your a.......s.
I have a feeling i'm gonna keep on singing Janis Joplin's
"Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz" for a very long time.

No new taxes- Unless they'er gonna tax poverty, than they
can't touch me,haha. This piece of news doesn't
stir my Loins...They could hike taxes on underwear
for all i care..cause i can't even afford those.

No service tax on Lawyers-What! No tax for those
daylight robbers? you might ask. But, i agree with the
FM on this one when he joked in his press conference
that they don't provide any 'service' anyway..

Like every other thing, no matter how small or big, the
pundits and Turnips have come out with their analysis,
predictions and what they personally want- well they
can go smoke pot with Martha Steward cause that really
don't do nothin for us, does it? Here's MY demand to the
FM on the Budget- Since the govt's so gung-ho about their
employment guarantee schemes and helpin the poor
and stuff...So i say, officially register all of us bloggers
and pay us the minimum wage amount for making the
effort to write all the 'enlightening' pieces
like the one i'm writing now
in the name of blogging.Then we'll sing
Halleluiah in parliament house. Amen