Boogy all the way
Ten reasons why you need to know what a booger is
(Caution: Grossness involved. You are warned)

One of the comments recieved asked what a 'booger' means, so here's a lowdown on what actually is a booger and why it plays such an important role in our everyday life and in sustaining the human species.

The defn in the dictonary: BOOGERS- Dried nasal mucus.

Physical characteristics- It is a partly dried up paste of water, dirt and other oily excretions with a yellowish or brownish colour. It could be light or dark depending on the pollution level of the city you live in.
For example, people living in Delhi have dark yellow to blackish ones but the introduction of CNG has greatly decolourised it. Who would have ever thought Shiela Deepshit would be responsible for the colour of our mucus...har har

Now here's the latest info about this under-hyped and un-sung component of the human body.
The National Centre for studies of unconventional foodstuff and semi-edible stuffs have conducted an extensive research to determine the usefulness of the human booger and have come up with some startling findings. Extracts from the report filed by the research team (10 points about Boogers)-

1. Studies have shown that (meaning spying on people) boogers are an integral part of the human diet, especially for children, who fish them out of their nose with nimble, dexterous fingers and pop them into their mouth.
Theorists have propounded that it must be a survival instinct handed down from our ancestors, for whome food was scarce and nothing was wasted and almost everything excreted by the body was ingested back, including ear wax.

2. Boogers provide the nasal cavity with some much needed recreation or club house. It traps dust and millions of microscopic organisms, meaning it creates a happening spot where bacteria and virusus with spiky hair styles congregate and party all day and night (24 hrs of happy hours) in a warm and moist ambience with nasal hairs poviding the decoration.

3. Interviewed workers in the adhesive industry have revealed that boogers are a very good replacement when you run out of conventional glue.

4. Many respondents have admitted that they make good playmates when you get bored listening to lectures. People usually pry them out of their nose and roll them into a little ball and play with it with ther fingers while blankly staring into space.

5. The rounded boogy balls make good pellets to throw people with, especially if you aim for the mouth.

Points 6 to 10 have been left out because they were considered too gross and might cause public outrage.

Q. If there was a burger or a sandwitch with nasal mucus as an ingredient, what would it be called?
A. Sticky Joe.